/mtfg/ - arts and crafts edition

What have you created lately?

fpd won

brap

beautiful

Why would I care what a liar has to say about lies?

pls no histrionics

I spent like 3 days working on a head for a 3D model, finally got it how I wanted it.

you've never won a single time in your life..

Too long, please give a summary.

tell you hwat
i'd bin

are you mentally retarded lol

eh you know, this and that up and down, do anything interesting recently?

nope. people like you are absolutely the problem though

excited, my ipl laser came in the mail.

oooh I want one!!

its cool i get it . i like to jump too
youtube.com/watch?v=N5SUSdsTdLc

I started drawing recently but it's not very good so I'm too embarrassed to share :((

they barely work don't expect too much

Haha bein maiq was a good larp. Kinda miss it
Nah just getting ready to drive a ways. Last exciting thing was larp but I'm past that high.

up and down

Ha I getchu, mood me too soon >:)

yeh same but I'm kinda locked in on a particular type of music for ages now
ig one of those ppl who listen to the same stuff (if I ever get the chance to listen to music) yehh

if i liv to see the
seven wonders
i make a path to the
rainbows end

p gud
hbu

why be girl when can be gay guy? so much easy

plap plap plap

which one did you try?

oy m8

this gotta be the only general where whenever I refresh the post number goes down
but not much happy :((

got wrong body ooops

hope you're in an up atm anon

ok atm but eepy

what do you like the most nona

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA PLAP PLAP BTW

naptime

im goin 2 bed i must be a goat

had a complicated fever wet dream where i got fucked in the butt by a trip she kissed me while we were mating pressed and i cud feel her cock in me and i busted. that was v gay thing my brain done gone n did 2 me while i was sleepin. at least the bust was minimal due to genital atrophy issue etc. thank god for that.
not gay btw.
prefer MEN's cocks in my ass tyvm.

by a trip

don't be shy anon

I am anon fren, and same to you
Can't believe paige dreams of nomi buttfuggin her

while we were mating

not gay btw

sounds pretty gay ngl

bum pregnant

dont just tease us anon, speak

I PREFER FEMALE PENIS IN MY RECTUM BECAUSE I AM A LESBIAN

Different butt feel you see

Post hole?

im playing twlight princess and i called my horse 'pig' instead of epona because its funny because its a horse not a pig

im def not gay
it was a trippy frustration and complaining about how ppl dont kno how 2 fuck good and we were like THIS is how 2 FUCK yeah homie hell yeah like 2 chicks just doing eachothers hair or something like oh here lemme help u with that thanks homie type shit. i cudnt live like that. he needs to have hairy pecs and a beard not lil boobies duh

30 euros cop or not?

whod you fantasise about getting railed by anon?

incredible comedy gold
no other lolcow in this thread could ever compare to this

oink

i wud just snap a few pages u rly like on ur phone 30 clowns is kinda nuts...ugh fuggit pull the trigger its prolly a dope reference.

my family supposed to be here yesterday idek if or when they're coming today but i wish i could just finish okitura without being interrupted

I would have given her reddit gold for that if I could have.

AIEEEEEEEEEEE DONT DO IT

oh wow dark crystal
if it doesnt hurt too bad i would get it
also i just have an affinity for that series & puppets and stuff
always felt i looked more like a gelfling than a woman :(

thats not fantasizing thats a wet dream that happened against my will

there's some cute stuff in there yeh I've been umming and aching over it for like 2 weeks now so I thought I should let Anon Babble make my decisions for me instead

dreaming about getting raped by a trip and enjoying it

how do i trick lia to becoming my paypig next? seems p worth tbqh

I'm sure you look like a pretty lady gelfing anon :))

I have cancer. Good bye.

STOP USING VOODOO TO DREAMRAPE ME U FUCKIN TROONDIKES
CANT U SUMMON A HOT GUY AND SICK HIM ON MY HOLE NEXT TIME SHEESH

just one of those of those days where it's like lowkey i wish a nigga would

gang can we please be normal today

Shut yo faggot ass up faggot. We practing our larping skills like real trannies do. This IS normal

i wish lol
i am podling at best maybe
picrel is candid of me and my friend out on the town (me on the right (also we are wearing same amount of makeup))

just get bangs xoxo

girlies we've made it? i am very happy because gf is realising she is a passoid too. managed to get the blessed kind of t4t instead of the nightmare babytranny polycule kind.

heh

there was so much dennis rodman shit 2 collect back in the day and my parents forbid it cuz he was bad and scary hair and tattoo man but i wanted it so band and now im a tranny and its literally their fault for not buying me dennis rodman figures as a youth yeh

yeh. things have a way of working out

its very based. will be seeing her soon. never been so gmi.

wincott bonestructure...what causes this?
inb4 being amab
i suspect its the blending of med/britisles genes

congratulations
congratulations
congratulations
youtu.be/mLirlyAUtJQ

wouda been cool if I didnt detrans and now i would be post ffs and living life instead im back where I started

Mono won
Kats shit crust

don gib up neber surdendur

please stop

what did mono win exactly

love this

say hi to T from me

50 reddit gold for vid or ask C

who

<3

no don't it's super based

interesting file names

bro I'm tryna eat here

Emo.

beemo

I said. Emo.

the seething one adds me

calls me kali

calls me snew

crashes out and blocks me

what she mean by this

Guys let's keep the histrionics down okay?

no promises

there's no female equivalent to having bros you can talk to.

you did remove me
enjoy your chats with T
I don't want to have anything to do with y'all's bs u brewing

have you never had sorority with another tranny? or a cis girl you click with entirely? its not the same thing but its so good. better even, imo

bros won't stab you in the back.

yeh honestly it's unhealthy you need to stop responding to the trolls and stay off Anon Babble for a bit

Girls can be bros too. It's in the code of a real bro that everyone can be a bro. Real bros don't discriminate bro.

anon discovers "friendship"

emo is a bro u cud talk 2 :3

Emo why have you ignored me.

hello
nice get.
im not emo
shes banned i think.
i am part of the emo collective animal collective they still put music out wow aint that sumthing bands like 70yrs old amazing wutchu need cuh?

just sittin here jacking my shit

Is t Terry or tess. I'm lost lol

I want to apologize for hating on you without reason. I was blinded by emotions and bias and unreasonably justified reasons why I had to hate you. I have decided now to leave them behind and instead dislike you mildly for views of yours that clash with how I am fundamentally built. I appreciate you not being rude back to me. But that is also fundamentally against how I am. But I appreciate it.

is the new elden ring spinoff 3p game any good? or is it a cashin slopfest?

sigh

or is it a cashin slopfest?

yup

homie already water under da bridge!
we dont even kno who we are anon!
all i do kno is that god loves you and i luv u WAGMI LFG etc

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP oh my god the jalapenos are hittin my bussbuss with that tingy hotness BWAAAAAAAAAAAP

be better to ur gf she doesnt deserve this

Actually now that I think about it, all the hrt charts show muscle loss completing after 2 years, so why did my muscles literally not shrink at all when I was transitioning before? Hrt is just a meme I guess.

ethiopian stele dog is real

Mono turbo deserves bad stuff

wtf is this real?

YO

I'm pretty too but I'm not gonna post face, that's nuts

This is pretty boring too.

its real

t. knower

youtu.be/xMAOIKPLQvM

I'VE ALREADY SEEN THESE PICS OF NICK LIKE LITEARLLY HUNDREDS OF TIMES WE FUCKING GET IT WE ALL FUCKING GET IT DUDE YOU CAN FUCKING STOP NOW JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE SUCH A FAGGOT

post pics of this dum ah bih insted lol

hi

Omg hi Paul

hell yeh jesterhat bih
youtu.be/yuJCLMOlKIY
do u kno how 2 juggle?

hi
not coordinated enough

How's your day going paul

fuggin dum ah bih lol
youtu.be/IuI6MMUtNdU
i learned for like a day at church camp like i legit started 2 get it but i cud nvr do it again after that i think it was a myricale and nvr cud do it on my own in the first place sick doodle reminds me of that show hasbin hotel that i never saw but liked the doodles from it

i should buy a canoe

today I didn't do a lot, I played pickleball with people for two hours then went home. I want to explore the city more but will do so a different day. one of my lgbt coworkers is leaving in 2 days. I feel I need to get to know them a little before they leave forever.

oh shit thats fire af did u doodle that?

ugh i don't wanna do cardio

For what would you do it?

cardio til i shardio

nope, but I would love to learn how to draw or paint even tho I would probably be p bad

you deserve a break

jus realized that the reason i can never open catbox is cuz my isp blocks it :|

write a letter

just start skribblin. its fun we all doodle here :D
luv that song

yeah mine blocks it as well due to all the malicious and illegal shit that's hosted on it

8

chuds aren't obsessed with trannies
they are harassed by a handful of the same trannies day in and day out and extrapolate their behavior to all trannies.
you would do better to go to those threads and act like a normal person and show them that trannies are normal people

i gotta or else desk job will kill me etc
same
nah, i don't lol

Was gonna say smth if it was about weight loss but if it's because ur on your arse all day it's a good idea. You can just walk outside for it if it's for that though.

I think I'm going to hire someone to sleep with me every night.

can't outrun the fork etc
dw i know, have gotten a little better at sustained caloric deficit but iv been plateaued for a long while now
thats still a goal but im getting older and if i don't maintain cardio health long term i'll regret it
am just a whiner lol

there's always...
PEPTIDES
@_@

Just do fasting. I'm down to 71 while I was at 77.something 2 weeks ago thanks to it. Also losing weight is kinda awful. I miss being a blob.

what are your thoughts on immigrants in your country

I'm older than you and anamaxxed to an unhealthy bmi. you can do it, just takes lots of pain.

That's retarded. Don't offer self harm advice. Weight loss should be done in a healthy manner.

do you have any skin in the game?

supplements are valid but if i'm not stacking them on top of actual effort its not gonna be as effective ykwim
iv lost like 70 lbs since i started trooning but i got stuck at ~175, fluctuating with my stress level
have always used food to self soothe and that's the problem, i know how to eat right and be good but soon as work presses on me i prioritize coping with that over maintaining progress
id really like to unlearn that behavior but truth be told im stuck and dunno how
ppl have told me for years to get out of consulting and desu thats prob what i need

I'm a trans person in a country where every institution dehumanizes us on a daily basis

Fasting again helps with this by making you stop being hungry and not rely on food as a dopamine source. You should replace binge eating with a better alternative that relaxes you like watching something you enjoy or going outside to do wtv.

I’m from a migrant family myself, my parents came here from communist europe. I don’t hate immigrants as a whole, I only dislike Muslims because Islam is incompatible with my society’s values.

we out here
we gettin boned by gay men who insist they are bi but were definitely just gay beforehand and sees me as a male
talking about mountain dews baybee
i am gone inside

ig i could try that but desu if im struggling to manage 900 cals daily im not sure going for zero over a week is gonna be feasible
that said ty for the suggestion i do need to try something diff

900 calories is inhumane. Fasting allows your body to eat from the fat you already have stored and also allows you to eat more than a normal diet would. Which you NEED. To do. While fasting. Not like you don't in general but 900 isn't going to fly long term with fasting. The recommended amount for fasting is anything above 24 hours. Less does nothing. 36 and 48 are quite easy too but again you NEED to be eating well.

I was exaggating, probably averaged 1000 calories a day with 3-4 days of exercise per week.
food is a comfort for me too, getting over that is definitely the hardest part.

1k cals while working out is also awful. Why even work out while you're on such a deficit? Not like your body has enough to recover or gain muscle