/gaygen/ - Deer edition

I'm pretty good, you?

Damn nature
You scary

really? I'm a top I'm afraid there won't be any cute bottoms

I always hide in bushes waiting to be fucked

where do bathhouses still exist? they're something you read about in gistory book

I'm glad you're well! And I'm doing okay! I had some coffee and later I'll help my mom with some medicine. Thanks for asking. :)

Feet

I see you bottom. You're hiding n the bush eating cake

The Bucko larp is over and you log on? How convenient for you.

Heeheeheeee

better help slash bald

This may shock you, but stuff actually needs to be sorted, they cant just reach into the bigass pallet of 100 packages and find yours immediately because you NEEEED suspenders this instant.
t. former postal worker

Does this mean something in English? The night you posted vocaroo and then immediately deleted it, you sounded like Marina.

USPS is the only example of something the govmint does right with our taxes, they probably just haven't sorted it, yet.

are you a cat person or a dog person?

Why did you quit? I've heard it's a good job once you put in the mandatory grunt work years.

I'm Bambi bitch.

I'll poke the bush 3 times so you know it's me

She gone!

The whaaat? I'm Marina. :s

I can't choose! I've had both dogs and cats and love both equally. <3

hello hello!

I don't know who you is

Delusions are a sign of severe mental illness
Better help slash rivalry

Found another Grindr date
Set up to cuddle tonight.

You will soon when we're bush lovers.

Hello Anon! How are you?

Congratulations, Anon! I hope your date goes well!

So basically it was a great job, wouldve retired on it, but i moved and the environment/schedule was absolutely HORRENDOUS in the new office and they wouldnt let me switch to a different one so i said fuck it. So yea it can be a good career but it rly depends on the office.
Also the union contract for carriers has been expired for almost 2 years so we havent gotten any raises for inflation which is fucking INSANE
enjkoy

The fuck are you talking about

Timestamp
Vocaroo longer than 2 seconds this time
Or kys larpo

Ooohh

Man that's pretty bad. Usually government agencies and departments are the only ppl getting inflation adjusted raises, while the private sector shits on workers. A former coworker got hired as a sifter, and went on to get the carrier gig. I wouldn't those jobs, if I could get on as a driver I would absolutely do it.

reminder that shiza is a russian agent

The only moist cake I want is your ass cake:o

Actual date? I thought Grindr was just hookups? Are Grindr dates weird?

lol little guy who do you think is in control here? Get over yourself

I mean hookup

Can vampires get boners? Are their dicks warm or cold?

Hello Anon! How are you?

I'm good. Just a bit eepy. wby?

OK but you have to shoot the frosting inside

in the current version of gaygen, following are the non-larp non-sus namefags and tripfags:

thorny
slayeranon
delta
debaser
texanon
shiza
piggieanon

feel free to recommend more additions with credible reasons

my wife: AI generated

I know, but it's a relatively small town so they usually sort it same day as arrival if it's a parcel.

Oh, have a good time still

Depends on the fiction.

Do you prefer when vampires are actual biological life forms? Like a separate race of man that drinks/eats humans, but can also breed with them, make hybrids, etc.

Or do you prefer vampires as literal dead bodies? In which case it depends on the author.

not slayer trying to sneak himself in

Oh that's good! I hope you sleep well today.
And I'm alright. Just enjoying some iced coffee. :p

no one cares about slayer here

proving yourself to a forum of strangers that hate you and will eat you alive with any new pictures or information they find

slayer has never timestamped or provided any sort of credible proof in fact his story frequently changes as he gets clocked and actual info revealed ie streetfog where hes from his roommates being his parents etc etc
nice try

do NOT avert your eyes

take your meds, obsessed faggots. slayer's consistent vocaroos give him credibility. zats all

Jager being a hypocrite again lol

Nurse the patient is talking about himself in third person again

In twilight their venom acts sort of like blood, and it fills the dick to give them a pseudo erection.

That is canon and Stephanie Myers confirmed it.

T. I want a twilight wedding :$

yeah no that’s not how it works here buddy LMAAAAO timestamp or nothing and wbk he's too coward to timestamp

i dont have a favorite sonichu, i love them all equally

Get me out of your mind. It's just a waste of time.

his vocaroos prove that hes a white guy who is often outside and loves white femboys. thats enough really. not like jager who's apparently irish russian living in america and a pooner or marina who's apparently a 33 yrs old straight guy but is the biggest faggot in this gen or xanthippo... well we all know that fat cunt

Hello CDC, how are you? Can I call you CDC?

When I say or ask something dumb my bf smiles, sometimes he laughs, says he loves me so much, then kisses me. Then explains the correction to me

He also shuts up me by kissing me hard, when i talk from worry or self-hate

I like the ones in True Blood they are the hottest
aah been forever since I had iced coffee. Might get that tomorrow

T. I want a twilight wedding :$

Same. Makes me want a forest wedding
jealous...

I chubbed up....

happy easter bitches

im the nyc anon but stay obsessed

and timestamp to prove what exactly? that he's a white guy who fucks femboys??? lol

Easter was 4/20 lilbro you smoked yourself into a 1 month coma

OOOO NURSE

Nice!! Mine is just a canned one though haha.

ily NYC anon ur good to me

Happy Easter!

Methinks thou doth protest too much

Iced drinks make your poops hard, you should have cool drinks with meals.

because the poop turns to ice

why is called easter anyways, isnt the east a bad thing? like when i think of eastern things the middle east and the chinese communist party comes to mind

Mt dew with my jagercake?

Sure. I'm good. Gotta work out and soak, then take a nap. I know I talk about working out a lot but I'm in the middle of my hardcore routine.
Cute
I think about if it's worth it posting a picture of myself shredded to fuck with people. The negativity fuels me.

thanks. im just sick of these larping fags in here polluting this general

me thinks thou ought to jump off a bridge

Haha that's okay! Enjoy your workout! I'm glad you're doing well.

I like to see gg pics out of curiosity, many here want to hate, fap to, or both

named after the month in which anglo-saxons celebrated the goddess eostre

Too much sugar. I'd have it with tea or coffee, with minimal or no added sugar. I think baked goods are usually better with warm drinks.

im just sick of these larping fags in here polluting this general

Yeah, you do enough of that yourself

wait, so christianity is just a mish-mash of pagan myths and traditions?

I think about if it's worth it posting a picture of myself shredded to fuck with people. The negativity fuels me.

I think you should!

x.com/Earthdxddyy

mental.

What is the cure for being a pessimistic drama queen asshole?

Difficult mode: No jokes about suicide.

I think about if it's worth it posting a picture of myself shredded to fuck with people. The negativity fuels me.

Are you actually really strong? <.<

Based. Living rent free in their heads and the fact they can’t control you posting here drives them crazy

thorny - never showed face, sus
slayer - never showed face, sus
debaser - never showed face, sus
piggieanon - never showed face, sus
jager - never showed face, sus
bavbav - never showed face, sus
marina - always hides a part of her face (nose and mouth), sus
xanthippe - never showed face, sus
bucko/levii - not sure if pics of face are him, sus

I don't drink sweet when I eat sweet

bavbav - never showed face, sus

newfag

Your posts are higher quality than the average stuff getting posted in here. I can see it. Wish the larpers would f off back to discord.

who is bavbav

you would look cute with a cowboy/western style, you need some cowboy boots

Not slayer gassing himself :sob: :skull:

well in this case only the name and maybe a few of the traditions (like the bunny), easter is not called easter in most other languages it’s usually a variation of the latin or greek words for passover iirc

beagle’s german bf from bavaria

Log off
Disconnect from the internet for a while
Get out in nature, somewhere you feel safe and at peace, and ask yourself what you want the rest of your life to be like. Meditate on that. Know that only you can figure things out for you. No one else can change things for your life as well as you can.

he's the legendary frog poster I think

i post 9/11 memorial or manhattan skylines from staten island or some nyc pizza im eating sometimes. what exactly am i larping here?

levi take gitton clothes shopping plz thx

I thought you were just a tourist nycanon

Bye bye

thanks and whos that beauty in picrel? she looks bri'ish

Also do random acts of kindness

no you dont lol stop trying to create a character to validate your other larp slayer

I hope you're having a good Tuesday <3

no i live here

OBSESSED

i wish trump was the nazi people say he is because if he was all the schizophrenic retards in this place would be gassed

do you have a birth defect on your nose or mouth (cleft lips, etc.)? is that why you hide those parts in photos? or is it just to maintain some level of anonymity?

still no timestamp slayer? where is the black mold :-3
We want to see it again

Why

Thank you! I'll enjoy it the best I can. I got honey blossom bath salt for muscle soreness. Hopefully that helps.
I'm here for the fap material. I think some of you guys are attractive but don't try; And others need to put in the effort to become attractive. Then there's normies and crazies.
Let yourself be happy.
No. I wish I was. Stronger than average but weak against someone experienced.
Thanks!

I don't believe he's in Hayward, because the weather there isn't even hot yet, it's like in the 70's and very nice....yethe complained about how hot it is today on vocaroo and how his ancestral lineage doesn't belong in the heat.. the high in Hayward was only 76 lol very odd

cause i wanna make it in here, anon

I'll never know who's for real in this fucking general

CLOCK HIM AGAIN

delta, shiza, tex, debaser and boomer are real

Why

The other place he mentioned living was Modesto and it was probably a lot warmer there that day. Hmmm makes you think lol

Bring back the gaygen wiki!

Why would anyone show face here?
How is that even sus when most of us aren't showing face?

Confirming: It's closer to 90 in Modesto

The second one

You're welcome! And oh that sounds lovely! I hope so too!

No. I wish I was. Stronger than average but weak against someone experienced.

Oh haha that's good though! Have you shown a picture of yourself before?

trust your gut and only talk to people who are consistently themselves

See how easy his larp was figured out? Now just look up the train lines in Modesto and find the homeless guy ranting at his phone at 2am lol
do what needs to be done

if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere

basically

I think I deserve a bit of rum and chocolate
same :)
im real bitch!
what does "making it" mean here?

I'm reeeeal

there are a lot of ways to prove youre not a larp. face is not necessary. thats just for the menthol fags who like to dox people

there’s definitely no upside to showing your face here

Did you compliment me?
This

proof of his vocaroo from the other thread:
voca.ro/16PMbheZOP2q

you should probably download that before he deletes it

Wow, thank you very much! U^ｪ^U

Update: Apparently it got delivered! They must have just forgot to put it in the system that it was on the mail truck. Gonna get dressed and grab it. :)

They’re rainbow aren’t they? I’m gonna say a slur

One is a black Y-back and the other is a satin burgundy X-back.

take a cute pic for us, suspenders are so hot

pocket boyfriend

hot pocket boyfriend

If someone is name fagging on Anon Babble, they are deeply unwell in one way or another.
Do not think you are getting a realistic impression of anyone except anon.

The love of my life and future husband is a pocket bf for sure

I'm pretty well

what does "making it" mean here?

for me, its making a living on my own terms that i can afford a nice appartment and just stroll about in the city whenever i want without care. almost everyone here is running the rat race every day, every hour, every minute. even those who earn a lot still barely have time. so i wanna get to that point where i can just be carefree and enjoy life in a slow pace in leisure in here doing what i love

ftmgen is that way sister

They don't talk to me anymore

you won't be so well after russia loses the war bitch

I really need to have sex but hookup apps are awful

jager being beheaded after her ftm boycunt is raped and split open

anyone can post as anon
can you even tell us anons apart?

/Gaygen/ went gay and woke

They're good for having sex tho :x

together we stand, divided we're woke

Hint
The answer is no

Fuck off

i've talked to various cute guys on TikTok..many of the gays use tags (#gay #nyc, etc.) to let you know where they are so you can hit them up

Its what she deserves

Could I use grindr for finding someone to only cuddle with without needing to have sex with them
I'm sorry for going woke. I'll never do it again ;_;

No they aren't.

tiktok

I'm a boomer.

It did. The LGBT is mainly a bunch of low IQ morons. Why do you think the majority of gays support Islam and absolute crap like ‘queers for Palestine’, what the hell.

and? there's a lot of boomers on TikTok
it isn't just for kids

based lol

maybe later

I'm 126 IQ and I fw Palestine :x

Wtf

I just learned that the coyotes are trans

I made gaygen gay and woke

ewww

Tickling Jäger's feetsies

Scratch that, I won't. They sent me the completely fucking wrong thing. I have literally no way to wear them.

I will kick you

Please do, please kick me in the face barefoot until my teeth are but a distant memory

you cant kick that hard if they are stubs lol :-)

Idubbbz

They aren't stubs

theyll be cut off before the raping

Shut up slayer

some of the interesting ones yeah but there haven’t been too many of them lately

what if you are doing it with ur bf and at the last minute he reveals he is gender fluid and now is a girl

cum

I'll banish her to the shadow realm

I have a friend i talk to who is gay, 21, a white twink with a masc leaning identity, and lives in the same city as another poster from here. I think they'd be cute together. Should I show my friend a pic of the poster from the archive and be like find him on grindr or should I just stay out of trying to play matchmaker? I really think it could work between them.

That's okay with me! I'd like us to both be comfortable enough with ourselves and each other to share things like this.

Hand him to me instead

How about a masc russian bottom instead, samtimo?

No joke last night I had a nightmare I went on a date with a hunter and he was fucking freshly killed bucks in a tent
Come to the thread this is the first edition I see

Weren't you acting like a bitch to me earlier today?

I act that way to them that act that way first

Sometimes I playfully am a asshole to people I think have a sense of humor for it but turns out I'm wrong

That's an omen anon, drive safe, maybe burn some sage.

Elf King impregnated by Orc Chieftan

Hnng.. must focus..

it's just draped over my shoulders, but close enough. Not a bad look imo.

I met a guy once for a hookup and a woman kept calling his phone and he told me to be quiet when he was with her on the phone. I was so close to throwing his phone out of his car. After we had sex and he was going home he hit a deer and it broke his windshield. I think he took it as a bad omen because I never heard from him again. lol

Nice shirt, nerd

Lose weight

cute

what do you look like with your shirt off daddy?

I mean that genuinely btw
I have one similar

i'm not feeling it, looks too basic and amish...

@chatgpt generate picture of obese flabby white man

dont be mean

Don't be fat

how much do you weigh?

Don't have a white tongue

Be nice

post your russian masc body

ftm hypocrite

your body is auschwitz tier

Thanks!

I'm bulking.

A bit chubby but firming up for a builtfat look.

It's a wrangler shirt I've had for a long time. Pretty solid work shirts and pants.

I can kind of see that. I'm going to working on getting a bunch of new shirts and pants.

I'm up to 185 lbs! Starting to be able to do weight lifting and I'll be back to walking around town so it should start getting more muscly. My target is still 200 lbs.

Well I've lived 22 years of my life with unattended celiac disease

just saying you shouldnt be talking shit when you have a rubber johnny body

Sorry, I didn't know the constitution of the US prohibited it

i forgive you foreigners are stupid and poor how could they know better

This is a reminder that you're worth loving and to take care of yourself and others <3

rubber?? I barely know her!

cant believe tank transitioned

i see nothing wrong with santino's body

zats not dank

thats because you dont want to be a man

huh? his body looks pretty masc, he might not be muscular but you wouldn't confuse him with a female

well he wants to be muscular that was the point of the insult

Lol it's literally just a skinny fat body, since I eat a surplus of calories without doing any exercise, this is what 60% of men look like, the rest are mostly fat

youtube.com/watch?v=2PhCvyFpK2U

would you swap bodies with a gorilla if you got to keep your human sized dick

Good question, I mean I would like to be thick, but the thing is that there's a big chance I would wind up being like 5'2" tall lol

saw a boy today with this haircut lol

alright say 5’9”, human brain and penis, no vocal cords or any of that but you could crush a bottoms skull one handed if you really wanted to

Okay, that would be fun to spend a couple days as raping some bottoms, but I wouldn't take it permanently.

Deer are wildin out rn in NY. Spoke with a coworker who lived there and apparently all these rich fucks bought huge hunting swathes and marked them private so the deer pop just exploded. There was maybe a dozen dead on the side of the road every day and dozens more you could see as you drove by. Woke up to one like 6' from my tent the first night too

good. get more buffalo going next

now i wanna see a gorilla vs 100 gay guys i bet that is legal in iran

I think there already are gangbang videos with a black guy the centre

disgusting these hunters should be shot dead for what they're doing, fucking idiots
imagine making a game out of hunting animals for sport
should be illegal

Jagercakes are heavenly

Remember when Mikasa and Levi saved Eren from Annie's titan

1 gays vs 2 gorilla

interracial threesome uwu

puffy cakes

knew you were in Illinois and the Chicago area :)

sleep paralysis demon?

no i have nightmares about someone getting the drop on me and killing me though

It's not my pic

sounds like you're remembering something that happened to you while you were unconscious

Remember when captain Levi kicked Eren a bunch at trial

no i never did remember that

Would I look good with long beard and a shaved head/buzzcut?

oh ok you're just happening to look at Japanese cheesecakes from around the world? but constantly just post Japanese cheesecakes from one place in Chicago? hmmm

Remember when Annie cornered says this is when her gambit begins and transforms into a titan

your beard and hair is good how it is, don't change it, keep it trimmed and tidy

But I want to try a different style

Remember when Eren Jaeger said that every last person who's not eldian or mikasa must be eradicated

No one looks good with long beard
I don't pay attention to the location. I look for pics and save what looks good. You are the one that thinks I'm polish because of the coffee mug?

I don't feel it will look good, a shaved head wont balance out a long beard, it never does, it will make your face look bottom heavy

i remember the titans but its a disney movie about how racism makes you lose at football

long beards also hide the neck and make you look squashed lmao, I hate that look

When I say a long beard I mean something just a bit longer than this

files.catbox.moe/rupbe0.jpg

I must have missed that part
No it's super cool and it's just like how the Holocaust really happened but it's about titans
What if people looked like animes in real life

you took the pic from a local chicago site most people wouldn't even get in their search engine unless the were in the area (chicago.eater.com)
anyway it doesn't matter :)

Do you think extra terrestrials are real I heard that visitors come and do crop circles and abduct people sometimes

I feel the beard is already too long as its hiding your neck.. i need to see a guy's neck to know if he's bitable

I was watching the three body problem and I hope that the trisolarans are cool looking and not dumb water bear robots looking like the book

It's the position I'm in

i have believed in them since i saw this movie youtu.be/RnEwJzUzu3s

even then I feel it doesn't need to get any longer but ultimately that's your decision, how have guys liked the beard so far?

I'm really not there or what you think i am lol

I would like to try the jagercakes there. It is difficult to find flavored

Faggots

I believe he was abducted

fucking nerds

I believe andre noble was killed and the police were given false information by a friend. I wish I could open cases up from a long time ago and reinvestigate them. Someone knows something.

I believe actually that the first people on earth were reptilian and that they live in tunnels under the ground

I haven't seen any of the old guys so I couldn't hear an opinion from them, the new ones I fugged didn't say anything about it

I also believe they control the United States government and the Vatican

asians already know that, they believe in something they call the Nagas (snake serpent beings) who live underground and create tunnels

what a bunch of naggars

America is nice bros

have you been?

if you could be half human half animal...what would animal would you choose?

Yes

chimpanzee

youtube.com/watch?v=gFy6LVlNc6c
was it an alien or was it texanon sleep walking?

Come california, meet me in the palm trees

Doesn't an elephant have a prehensile dick? Or like one of those eyeless fish things that live in caves. Seems comfy

trump pardoned this faggot who stole 30 million from community banks
youtube.com/watch?v=_vgv5ZufocE

i love california. i've been twice: napa valley and san francisco. i wish i had a reason to go back baka

Is he a kike-chosen-better-than-you person? Aha. Epstein was an unemployed bum with no college degree, but being a jew was his credentials.

slayer can give you a homeless camp tour for $1000

Something to give me angel wings but I can't fly
Will you take me to try Japanese cheesecake there? You drive i buy

surprisingly not a kike but allegedly Baptist/protestant Christian

Thought it had a face for a second

One of the harry potter elves?

That's not too far from where I'm from. I was born near Oakland. There's lots and lots to do out here. I prefer napa or marin county over sf these days, the city is a little ripe and unbathed.

Anon can share my sleeping bag with me. Love is all that matters at the end of the day. You can't hug money.
Jager there's a wealth of amazing restaurants and bakeries here. Sure let's get jappy cakes too!

Stop talking about places I've never been! Midwest and northeast centric discussion only please

i’ve been to new jersey and new york city once the entire rest of my time in the us has been spent in the south

new york city

Never been

new jersery

Never been
Please talk about something else. What's your favorite color dog?

Half man half bear and half pig

I always create angel AI photos of myself, so I guess that.

brindle for sure what about you

Nice. I had boxers growing up and one had a similar coloring. Miss those guys like you wouldn't believe. Mine is picrel. I hope to get a Bernese one day but I need a yard first

Do you guys know about stiff peaks?

that looks like it would make a good lube

Hmmm whipped cum. What are you making?

This is the goal :x it'll be about an hour before I figure out if it collapsed while baking.
And then another 2 hours of cooling before I know it won't collapse while cooling.
I'm so nervous :x

You're the one with the hot voice too. And you can cook. I need you