/gaygen/ chef bf edition

Qott: you do cook for your bf, right anon?

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I don't have a bf :(

Take cooking classes. Maybe you'll meet a guy in class.

I cook for myself and guests when they come over. Used to cook for my roommates through college. I miss that

Threw off my sense of portions too. I still only know how to cook for six ;_;

Yeah but overall I'm just not ready for a relationship

down the hatch! this twinks got one goal and zero gag reflex

Well I can cook pretty well, but baking is difficult sometimes. I've made myringue cookies like macarons, but never a whole ah souffle, I'm basically just assuming it will collapse.
It is crazy how many people actually hate cooking, the old ladies at work love me :x

I feel the same way, but I'm also very lonely at night and want someone to cuddle with. Maybe no one is ever ready for a relationship, I mean no one is perfect but love is something I miss.

It probably won't collapse lol. I've never making meringue but it looks like you're doing it right. I've seen my female relatives make meringue and yours like good.

I feel the same, but I'm going through a weird phase in my life, where I lost some internal compass on human interactions, and whenI try to imagine myself in a relationship it's just foggy: what would it look like? What the fuck would I do with him? I'm such a boring ass person, I don't really deserve a bf I think, since I just think most of the things normies value are ultimately meaningless and they even feel tiresome to engage with.

But anyway this might not last forever

no olives! olives are for women

Maybe you're judging yourself unfairly, as many of us do. We're bombarded online and through various media forms with images of perfect people, and that is an illusion created to sell us products or get us to click. You have a heart and love to offer someone, and that's all you need. People are starving for love, dying without it. So many people are alone and unloved and it's partly because they too feel like they have nothing to other another person due to brainwashing from modern culture telling them they're not good enough.

it isn’t worth it

i shouldnt have people in my life if im anything less than perfect

Firstly, there's more than 1 boring person in the world, so you could always just get a boring bf and be boring together.
Plenty of people just want a boyfriend to go on dates with here and there, and mostly chill at home.

please give me some happiness

i am ugly as sin but i also deserve to be happy, please biology, why are you like that, you are my fav hoe, ik you want to naturally select me so you make my life very hard but cmon

The cake cracked and collapsed, it's so bad ;o; I need to try again

Miserable poster hours nvm

Rodney

who?

I’m a hot white boy with blonde hair and a tanned surfer body but I’m afraid to talk to anyone because I have a small pp. all bottoms want a 8 incher and I’m 6in exactly hard and it looks like a baby dick soft

rodney like to bake rodney like to smoke rodney like to mix arm n hammer with his coke rodney at the trap rodney like to grind rodney bout his paper cuz rodney like to shine

timestamp or gtfo

Shut the fuck up meth smoker

why does it feel wrong

Ah it doesn't matter if it doesn't look perfect as long as it tastes good.

I already cam whored enough tonight facetiming all my friends for attention

I had calamari cooked right for the first time the other day. Very excellent, would have again!

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sea bugs

nty

when he looks at you like he looks at his pasta

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:-( I miss pietro

It’s good, I promise. It’s an excellent vehicle to eat sauces and such.

When I was little my mom told me the cone bits were the squid's butt. I still thought it was the best part :x

the cone bits

Like, the head of the squid?

Yeah, she told me it was the butt.

as a bottom, i don't care for pp size
i just want a forever hubby who will cuddle me and play vidyagaymes with me :3

Yo, chill.

How young were you when you believed that?

wtf

I'm at the gay bush. Cough twice you're in there

Like 5 maybe

I don't cook sis.

can you do mr garrison?

he got that honey mussy

Meth user crashing out AGAIN

Just switched to tinder and got over 100+ likes in a week

Don't even look that good compared to other lifters desu guess I'm twunky blond idk

It's all people that listen to Nicki manaj,clario and Charlie xcx

Very hollow convos

Why do women have better taste than gay men? If I'm going to fuck I want some steamy alternative music not some hyper pop industry bullshit.

If I’m approaching something, you’ll hear whining and complaining.

I suppose that’d make sense, kind of.

Kind of ;n;

Ig I'm stupid, then

It is horrifying how homogeneous homosexuals are these days sis.

Gays used to be creative and original artists. Now that we have identity politics, they all choose to be the same kind of gay person. Ironic isn't it sis.

Grindr hookup didn't go as planned. Should have asked for his age. He was 38 (I'm 27) and not the most handsome dude. I don't mind average looks but the surprise age gap threw me off. It wasn't totally unpleasant though. Sat and massaged each other clothed watching a movie for a little bit

i dont wanna do anything

I mean, if you’re 5, most things could make sense. It’s why christians ramble about noah’s ark and whatnot to kids that age.

No sex? Bj?

No I'm saying I got it from alot of men. I switched the filter to everyone because I'm curious about the women side of tinder if it's all propped up to be.

Speak for yourself. Maybe real-deal artistic endeavors aren’t meant for larger cities this point in time.

I make art every day please and it's not some jackson pollack nonsense that homosexuals love to do

they soaked.

uwu

i don't hate the vocaroo guy
i think he is cute and i love his voice

What if we just don't talk about all the ordinary gays back in the day because they weren't making history?
There were always stereotypical gays, otherwise how would peepaw know who to call a fag?

It’s a fine voice for sure. Better than mine at any rate.

Have you ever felt ashamed or depressed about being gay?

i've always wondered what guys do to get their hair look like op pic
my hair's wavy (i think), but it gets so frizzy and dry despite applying keto on scalp and keeping conditioner on for 5 mins
i wash my hair three times a week due to excess dandruff

i have the urge to strangle a fag

No. But I used to feel shame for being weak sis. Now I crush my enemies under my heels.

only depressed because i live in a homophobic country and i want a man who i can share the rest of my life with

No

the lads

its product

nigga heil homo

depends on a lot of things, you say your hair is wavy but do you have high volume and density? if so, id suggest sea salt spray and a bit of pomade. if you have wavy hair but low density and volume itll always look flat no matter what.

i've got some product for you.

Well holy shit, that ain’t happening. What in the actual fuck. Crunching home for sure.

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need a racist chuddy nazi bf who will make me sniff and lick his hairy armpits

are there non-racist white guys who would want a dominant sub bottom?

Thanks buddy. It only took thousands of Marlboros to sound like this lol

praying for the anon missing his big toe

bet he let the hospital discard it instead of keeping it and making it into a charm, he's doomed

i got that 2hand grip

pray for mine too
it's slightly swollen and infected
someone said there's fungal infection
after i get off antibiotics, i'll start soaking my feet in warm water and epsom salts, then lift the nail, put some terbinafine underneath, place cotton between the nail and skin
hope that'll reduce it

Hello faggots. I have a new cooking at work and this dude doesn’t wear any deodorant like he stinks so bad. I wanna tell him somthing but he’ll probably cry to hr. Anyway is there a blonde tranner with freckles in here?

no transformers here so you can fuck right off

quads checked
trooms btfo

are you the vocaroo guy?

I’ll see my way out sir
You sound fat

i like men

how many of you plan on being 50 years old and still bottoming

when the numbs are right theyre right

lol he should have dried it out then put in on a chain to wear around his neck
nigga go to the hospital, i couldnt believe how easy that other anon lost his toe from just wearing ill fitting sandals. shit is scary

yes thats what a charm is dumdum

so gross, bottoming should stop at 25

*18

this is your life at 40 lol we know

i never got the chance to bottom :(

i'm a 30 year old bottom, still searching for a bf

Whoever the Global Cabal of Rich Foreskin eaters wants to win, will win. The AfD was neutered by their extending the olive branch to Zionists.

based

There's a collage of comments by a jew hag who infiltrated the AfD, saying German girls should marry African immigrant husbands. Only the total annihilation of the enemies of European people can reverse what's going on in Europe, N.A. and Oceania.

squeak >.<

trzaskowski is funded by soros and american democratic party which is totally illegal :/

i don't wear anything
i work from home and rarely go out

For some reason, the laws against foreigners attempting to influence the outcome of elections isn't followed if the money comes from Israel or it's tentacles. The people of Europe and her descendants either wake up and band together to fight this parasite hive, or they'll disappear forever.

how am i not fucking dead yet day 10

youre confusing jew factions a little lol

do yall have poor circulation or what the fuck i had ingrown nails a bunch of times from over trimming and it just solves itself every time loleee

Good morning!
this picture is all I know about polish politics

need gay cock

was a regular foid not a femboy

i stubbed mine a dozen times while walking, sitting and sleeping
yeah, i'm really stupid and clumsy

need hairy gay cock

penis!

israel jews finance options that further disinterest and apathy towards palestine because they're almost solely focused on their genocide project because its a major thorn in their side keeping them from becoming a fully fledged independent country

democrat jews just wanna hold onto their power in europe and america by destabilizing the nations with immigration and pushing the overton window left by funding far left extremist groups like last generation and antifa

from my pov and in accordance with my polish interests israel jews are harmless or even beneficiary when they fund people like trump even if i dont like them

this is jew101

what are you even talking about, lol

many are saying this

following up on the anon earlier

If im an mtf and I like kinda detrans into an hrt femboy would I still be able to find gay love with one of the boys

get the fuck out of this thread

sweaty hairy gamer cock

Trannies invading spaces that aren’t for them, tale as old as time

I think most gays want men. tranners have tits and stuff

hairy pits
hairy chest
hairy tummy
hairy arms
hairy legs
hairy trail
hairy ass
hairy crotch bush
hairy crack

if you want answers consult the bridge

39845985

Hairy masculine real men >>>>>>>> twinks

need

based and checked
need a hairy guy to pin me down and force me to smell his pits

If I had a boyfriend, I wouldn't know how to cook him anything, but I could make him a home made iced coffee!

No I'm not. They work in concert together. Left wing Soros and Right Wing adelson are in fact neither left wing or right wing, and that is the curtain they pull over your eyes. There is only money and power and money buys power. They have no ideology beyond enriching themselves and their tribe. They are not like us.

cap

'ick on 'eck?

You're too young to understand.

Holy based

my brain is forcing me to like hairy masc men
Marina... you're like 30 you don't know how to cook? :/

Hi, how are you doing today?

youre old and it makes you sentimental

my brain is forcing me to like hairy masc men

M-me too...

Marina... you're like 30 you don't know how to cook? :/

I vaguely know some things from watching my dad cook but I've never attempted it myself.

i legit find those posts hot af

Viva la raza, El Blanco raza
You're confusing wisdom and experience with being sentimental. My worldview is cut throat, yours is naive and lacking insight.

kys

lol

Arroz, pollo and frijoles terrifies the gay.

Chat, we know jeets stink, obv. Do we fw their food tho?

I've never tried it. Don't you think they smell bad because they eat stinko smelling food?

Idk I just recently tried making Sri Lankan daal and it was p delicious so

honestly ye, but i wouldnt eat indian food in india, i guess living in a western country we have OHS regulations and guidelines and heavy penalties for those who dont conform so i feel much better eating indian food here than i would in india.

Absolutely. I love being a white euro w whitewashed indian food. This way it actually tastes good as well

whites do wonders cooking with fruits of their colonial labor

That's pretty adventurous anon. What's in daal?

never thought i would develop a fetish for hairy pits and hairy cocks, and just hairy guys in general with dark body hairy
when i was young, i used to find those shaved blonde guys hot
now? nothing
they don't interest me anymore
now it's hairy guys who smell manly
the stronger the musk, the more turned on i get

englishmen are by far the ugliest breed of yuro

love it. Can't eat too often tho cuz I need to bottom

congratulations you went through puberty

Before anyone claims pedo, i know him, I talked to him a few weeks ago. He's not underage.

Migraine setting in. I'm cooked chat. I wish tex was my bf. Gn

Ohhh Mexican food! Yummy!

Shut up

Goodnight. I hope your head feels better. :(

funny how its the darkies upset about the fact we enjoy mild food

I need a hairy man right now

How does it taste? How is texture?

i am brown, but i wanna eat white man food

Dhal their word for I think. Sri Lankan daal is basically just spices + aromatics + lentils + coconut milk

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Freshie anons hot wet indian sharts

As soon as I coom, I am at peace once again

Feet

Saar killed saarself

im touching myself on the willy

I didn't go to bed. I'm naughty.

i'm a hairy bottom
is that allowed in the gay community? will i be jailed?

how many times do you coom per week?

Bsfr oomfie

i hope i find a hairy horny husband who will shove my face in his pits and breed my hole anytime he wants

i DO NOT know why i can not get under 270 pounds
i blame my meds

Dark people are actually very attractive and smart and what you see on pol is not always true you know I would wager that most dark people on here are smarter than shiza

Anytime you feel hungry, eat some ass instead

Dark people are actually very attractive and smart and what you see on pol is not always true you know I would wager that most dark people on here are smarter than shiza

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My cat Mr pancakes is actually a dark gentleman and he's very handsome more handsome then you'll ever be

Not all darkies are jeets retard
Mediterranean darkies are hot

I would wager that most dark people on here are smarter than shiza

I agree but that’s a really low bar

5-6 probably

Not Shiza catching strays

hmm, do you have a bf? do you feed him your cum daily?

Shut the fuck tranthippe

workwear guy is asian

She’s so pathetic. And she thinks she’s better than me

Many brown Brazilians are really smart and wise. Much smarter than the average white American who only thinks of burger and Coca Cola

Cute :)

Xanthippe is the scum below this general

Spilled

Hi Marina. What do you think of Brazilians?

i want a bf/husband who will feed me his daddy milk daily

Yall so mad and obsessed with me.

god i just love latino guys
i want a hairy latino bf who musky pits

kek dunno why i typed who instead of with
i need to stop typing when i'm horny

No bf. I share my cum with starving college students

Me too. You can have the Hispanics and I’ll take the Brazilians ;-)

that's very nice of you
all boys need daddy milk to grow strong

Don't reply to me creature

lmao blatino denying that dumb bitch teas

I REPLY TO WHOEVER I WANT. THIS IS A PUBLIC FORUM YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Feeding the hungry really gives me something to get out of bed for you know? I'm helping starving boys succeed.

is there a difference between the two? are they both latino?

thank you for your service
we need to make sure all gay boys succeed in life and find a loving husband

Both are Latino yes. But Brazilians are not Hispanics because they speak Portuguese. Brazilians are more laid back and ethnically diverse. They also more hung

Brown unfuckables have waddled in. See ya. Goodnight squeaky if you're still here.

Not gonna lie polish people are basically not even real because they're from like Poland like who cares about Poland sorry but it's like the American Midwest it's like what even exists there
He probably drinks weird Slavic horse yogurt and his grandma probably wears a head scarf and he thinks he's better than us

AINT NOBODY TELL ME WHAT TO DO

oh
i also want a hung hairy latino

stop talking to your tulpas girl

Many of you need to hear this

RETWEET

what exactly is he talking about with "disaffinity for manhood"? is he talking about gays who are repulsed by masculinity? or gays who don't wanna be masculine? or something else?
personally, i like being masc, and i also prefer a masc guy

slavic horse yogurt

Haha

personally, i like being masc, and i also prefer a masc guy

Same sis.

I'm not feminine I'm a very masculine boy now see

d-daddy

Hiii, I don't know much about Brazilian culture but their food looks good!

Brazil is better than Mexico.

Hmm I don't really know much about Mexico either, hehe

Sure! :D

redpill me on japanese cheesecake

you havent been to either so what would you really know

What is this Japanese cheesecake obsession what are you a 70 yr old woman or something who cares about cheesecake it's pissing me off every time I have to read a post about it like what are we supposed to be like

Mmmmm yummy yeah cheesecake sigh

Drag that wig off her head honey I'm a black woman now apparently.

More than you know

Need to see Canada fuck them both at the same time and pop those bussies

It's not heavy and rich or too sweet like American garbage cheesecake
This is my blog, don't respond if you not want to
That looks good

ftm gen that way cuntboy

Maybe when it comes to shoplifting and faking arrests for the attention you cant get anywhere else lol

There's a German place in the mission I want to try. I used to eat at a German restaurant in Portland that I miss. They had the best soup I've ever had.

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Stop calling me cuntboy

pic

I don't really enjoy chocolate anymore

I don't either but I eat it every now and then. Maybe twice a year. What kind of cake is picrel?

He doesn't know lol. Ok Cody McGomez

Yippee Japanese ppl made a mushroom cake big fucking deal. Look at this. This cake hails from Eastern Europe, and is flame treated. Jager is from Walmart, Iowa so he's never heard of it.

lol clocking jagers larp is so fun

I don't know, it doesn't look Irish

Let me larp in peace

thing: >:(

thing, Japan: :O

*cis I'm getting my fag terms mixed up

The cheesecake and donuts are superior

You've never had either Cody Joey from Arkansas

My name Kenny

There's a machi mochi whatever the fug donut store a mile away, in the shopping center where I buy groceries. I have no interest.

trvke

Are you ftm? I'll fuck you if you are, I'm serious

Ftms are gay men

If the thing is Japanese polish or German I don't need to hear about it because it's not food or interesting

What do Canadians eat?

That's nice hun
You must be a Japanese, polish, or German food
I want a pussy

I feel like no one is necessarily ready for a relationship, it just happens in a natural way, you meet someone, you like them, you hang out more and more and then comes the sex and desire to hang out with them more, nothing to think about or ponder over, it just happens because it makes sense and feels right, to force it just leads to disappointment

I looked at the menu and these skinny little donuts cost $30 a dozen. I can get better American donuts a few blocks over for less

troonshit

i'm out

Canadians eat moose duh

Don't come back without a pussy

You dont even have tried them?

Theres a theory that actually being a father re-orients your thinking in such a profound way that it does, or should, put you in synchronicity with most other men psychologically in a socially beneficial way.

This idea has been reduced to "Unitl you are a father, you are still a child", the idea being that males have at least two distinct life stages of mental development, and if you aren't the latter, you remain the former.

Which would engage with the many boyhood themes constantly repeated among gays, like the fear of age and clinging to boyish, some would say immature, views and behaviors.

I don't know if its worth further thought, but its out there. I doubt its original and has probably been noted before. Society seems to think theres more to rejecting fatherhood than just sexual adventurism, gay or straight.

Silly moose

I love olives though

They look weird. On the same street there's a Dunkin plus a family owned donut store I go to. Why im want japnuts timmy im not chinese

Green olives are so good. I want to open a can of Italian green olives I have now. Snack break

Your loss

I've eaten moose I've eaten fishes I've eaten deers I've eaten ducks I've eaten cows mostly I just eat cheese and meats

i'm a blibber
do you like blibber guys?

Y'all wanna talk about Hatsune Miku and taking photos of Mt Fuji with the Lawson store in the foreground, but nobody wants to talk about Unit 731 and the rape of Nanjing

lmao there's tons of emotionally immature men who've had kids

I don't really eat plants I eat some breaded stuff though like cake but I'm not like a omg cake chud about it

post cock

unironically yes.
japan foodmogs us on every single level. japanese autism lends itself particularly well to food

guys with hair like this, thoughts?

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I like to eat bananas though in smoothies we get bananas from somewhere I don't really know where they come from

I've been to Japantown ask me anything

That hair is bad! He should not bleach it

rofl im dying looking at this

rest in peace :c

I will make a smoothie that's like

Blueberry powder

Milk

Banana

Sugar

do you like it when it's flatter?

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i look like this

I'm happy when I'm asleep dreaming or helping animals. My life not good

Why add sugar and blueberries not whole?
You guys blend the banana peel inside too yes?

Is he half giraffe and no I think he ruined his hair by bleaching it

I think it's cute

What will make it good?

No I don't blend the banana peel I'm not a piggy that drinks piggy slop

Makes me sick to my stomach

Wasteful

i dont feel anything anymore

Im not happy rn because im going through a lot. I was arrested the other day for drunk driving and got a ticket. A gay person I study with has been started drama with me and spreading rumours behind my back. But I’m strong and will get through this.

i will be when i get a man to fuck my mouth and hole

Death or love

lmao